I’ve been severly lacking…

I’ve been severly lacking in the blog updates, lately, and to the readers, I apologize.

I’ve said in the past, I started this to write more, and I haven’t had a proper update in a good while.

However, I’m not angry with myself for not writing, as I have been, but in the form of reviews for HorrorTalk, the site I review for. Ace, my editor, probably is on his last leg with me (only two more on the plate, bro).

Anyway, I found that I have a pimple inside my ear.

I need to figure out how the hell can I get rid of this bastard, as it is bugging the shit out of me.

Stupid pimples.

I think we’ll be stronger for it…

It’s been awhile since I got a random chat, and I was so excited that I think I scared her off.

I’m going to try to initiate conversation tomorrow and see if I can’t patch things up between us.  I think we’ll be stronger for it.

lovergirlluvu: hi
lovergirlluvu: asl plz

Alien_Redrum1947: ZOMG!
Alien_Redrum1947: 18/b/hawaii
Alien_Redrum1947: you?

lovergirlluvu: 25 f itay

Alien_Redrum1947: where is itay?
Alien_Redrum1947: is that in the second star system?

lovergirlluvu: no

Alien_Redrum1947: do you have a pic?
Alien_Redrum1947: (preferably in a furry outfit)
Alien_Redrum1947: are you single?

lovergirlluvu: yea
lovergirlluvu: u?

Alien_Redrum1947: yes.
Alien_Redrum1947: it’s hard to find the right woman. 🙁

lovergirlluvu: wat do u mean by dat?

Alien_Redrum1947: i’m looking for a woman who makes me pot pies and doesn’t give me lip.

lovergirlluvu: yea
lovergirlluvu: am there for u ok

Alien_Redrum1947: YES!
Alien_Redrum1947: how was your holiday?

lovergirlluvu: kool

Alien_Redrum1947: you want to know how mine was?
Alien_Redrum1947: (please say yes LOLOLOL)

lovergirlluvu: yes

Alien_Redrum1947: It was a banner fuckin’ year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said “Hey. Smoke up Johnny.”
Alien_Redrum1947: do you have a picture?

lovergirlluvu: yeap\

Alien_Redrum1947: sweet!
Alien_Redrum1947: let me have it, cupcake
Alien_Redrum1947: i should be a little more honest, though. i do have a girlfriend. she lives in canada, so you wouldn’t know her. but she’s mean to me.
Alien_Redrum1947: her name is georgina glass

Alien_Redrum1947: still waiting on that pic

Alien_Redrum1947: are you still there? because i think i heard a ruckus. what was that ruckus?

Alien_Redrum1947: you know, it’s not very nice to initiate a conversation with someone, only to leave them hanging. a man gets his hopes up that he finally might be meeting that “special someone”, only to have her ignore him.

Alien_Redrum1947: are you breaking up with me?

Alien_Redrum1947: take your time thinking about that because i have to run off for a minute.
Alien_Redrum1947: but don’t leave me hanging because i have to know if it’s over.

Alien_Redrum1947: are you still there?

I have a good feeling about this one, kids.

Hopefully she’ll be ready to open up tomorrow.

He’s getting a little antsy…

Where you planning on leaving feedback?

That was the email I got today from Mr. Seller. He’s getting a little antsy.

I don’t know if he’s asking if I was planning on leaving feedback, or, if I do, where I was going to put it.

I don’t know how I’m going to reply, yet.

I’m thinking about something along the lines of:

Re: Where you planning on leaving feedback?

I’ll probably bury it in a secret spot, but you’ll get a map to it!

Yeah, that needs work.

Don’t hold your breath…

I won something on eBay last week, and yesterday it was delivered. Cool, right?

This morning, before I went to work, I got an email from the seller via eBay.

The post office reports the item has been delivered. Thank you for bidding. I will leave you positive feedback after I recieve it from you. Thanks Again.

What the hell?

You will leave me feedback after you receive it from me?

Don’t hold your breath.

Let me make this clear to you sellers on ebay: Do not send this out to people like me. You shouldn’t send it out at all.

First, you are selling something to me. You should be thanking me for my business. When I go to the store, they thank me for shopping there. Not the other way around.

Second, I don’t give a shit about feedback. I don’t live and breath by eBay feedback, so me not getting that “+1” isn’t going to make me lose any sleep at night.

Now if this guy decides to drop me a positive, I’ll probably get around to returning the favor. I’m not against the feeback system, and I usually say something asinine in my feedback. Cause, really, how many times do you have to see “Great transaction A++++++”?

But he can kiss my ass on a first response from me.

And, the irony is, if he hadn’t sent that stupid ass email, he would of had his feedback already.

I want no disturbances…

I was looking at pics of belly dancers tonight because, let’s face it, belly dancers are hot.

I came across Irina’s page.

It’s not really her “page” page, but more of an ad. Because, apparently, you can hire Irina.

For $700 (US) a month.

A month!!!!

Holy God. I got some taxes coming back. I’m wondering if I can get a price break if I pay for three months up front. But, hell, even if I don’t that’s cool.

No phone calls or visits for the next three months, kids. I’m gonna have an on-call belly dancer. I want no disturbances.

Dancing queen!