Rollerblades are for sissies.

So much fun has been going on since the beginning of April I can barely contain myself.

And because I have eight DVDs I have to review, I’m going to punk out and make this short.

I went to the Roller Derby the other night (SO MUCH FUN), and was checking out the recap of the game, when I noticed something…

Want to see what a 37-year-old child looks like at a Roller Derby?

Something was obviously blocking my view of the action. 😡

I <3 the Charm City Roller Girls. They might not have been number one Saturday night, but they were number one in my heart.