I swear I was adopted… Posted on November 19, 2005 by Stewie — 10 Comments ↓ So my sister calls me last night and asks me if I remember when my mother used dress me up like a girl. Then I would do cartwheels. Without any underwear. What the fuck? I swear I was adopted.
pictures??
THAT is fucking hilarious.
Your blog has taken an interesting turn in the last couple of posts.
Can we expect a coming out post soon?
Norm, if pictures can be dug up, I’d post them.
Fnord, if I were gay, I’d already be out and organizing the parades.
I’m adopted.
My mother never dressed me up like that.
So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.
At least I had a TV.
Did your TV have a remote, or did your parents make you get up and change the channel whenever they wanted to see what was on like mine did?
We had a TV, too! It was black and white, but it was a TV. Sniffle.
My mother never dressed me up like that.
So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.
Here, here!
I don’t see how any mother that loves their child could do this.
I don’t think she actually did. I think Stewie BEGGED her to let him dress up like a girl.
At least we know where the 10% gay came from now.
Good blog!
You guys are just jealous that I have kept my girlish figure.
Hee hee..I think that sometimes, too, Stew…because:
grey eyes + blue eyes DO NOT = MY brown eyes!!!!!!! (:-S
That’s OK..I did the performance/gymnastics thing naked in the sprinkler…
We’ll be OK…. :p
But I AM with FREAK on the remote thing/parents making me change the channel…I HATED my parents for that…they do it to MY kids now! LOL!