I swear I was adopted…

So my sister calls me last night and asks me if I remember when my mother used dress me up like a girl.

Then I would do cartwheels.

Without any underwear.

What the fuck?

I swear I was adopted.

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Norman

pictures??

THAT is fucking hilarious.

fnordboy

Your blog has taken an interesting turn in the last couple of posts.

Can we expect a coming out post soon?

Stewie

Norm, if pictures can be dug up, I’d post them.

Fnord, if I were gay, I’d already be out and organizing the parades.

Ace

I’m adopted.

My mother never dressed me up like that.

So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.

Stewie

At least I had a TV.

Freak Magnet

Did your TV have a remote, or did your parents make you get up and change the channel whenever they wanted to see what was on like mine did?

Ace

We had a TV, too! It was black and white, but it was a TV. Sniffle.

Renaldo

My mother never dressed me up like that.

So don’t blame the adoption process for your gymnastics/fetish performances.

Here, here!

I don’t see how any mother that loves their child could do this.

I don’t think she actually did. I think Stewie BEGGED her to let him dress up like a girl.

At least we know where the 10% gay came from now.

Good blog!

Stewie

You guys are just jealous that I have kept my girlish figure.

Miss Jodi

Hee hee..I think that sometimes, too, Stew…because:

grey eyes + blue eyes DO NOT = MY brown eyes!!!!!!! (:-S

That’s OK..I did the performance/gymnastics thing naked in the sprinkler…

We’ll be OK…. :p

But I AM with FREAK on the remote thing/parents making me change the channel…I HATED my parents for that…they do it to MY kids now! LOL!