Right on pops…

I went to the liquor store tonight to pick up some lottery tickets as my mother’s holiday gift. (The “dreaming of a white trash Christmas” joke has already been used by myself, so you are going to think of something else).

As I was walking through the parking lot, I heard a father yelling at his kids because they were running through the parking lot acting like the little bastards most kids are.

He finally yelled, “Knock it off! I don’t want you getting hit by a car on Christmas Eve!”

Right on pops! Any other time is fine, just not Christmas Eve. I can dig that. You spend all that money on gifts, only to either have them go to waste, or deal with the pain in the ass of returning them. I hear you!

And don’t think for a second that was sarcasm.

Happy holidays, everybody!

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Lesley
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It would only *really* be a white trash christmas if you were visiting her in prison with the lottery tickets. With several cartons of unfiltered Camels so she could buy herself something nice.

Stewie
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I also bought a gallon jug of Popov.

It’s in a plastic bottle.

aricblue
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aricblue

Yeah, Merry Xmas to you too! Take it easy.

fnordboy
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I had to go to 7-11 yesterday with my mother to get lottery tickets for everybody. LOL

Merry Xmas.

Stewie
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You, too, aric!

fnord, just another reason why we are BFF!

Freak
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So am I white trash if I’d LIKE to have lottery tickets for Christmas?

Stewie
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um.

no.

nuh uh.

Ace
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Merry f-ing whatever, y’all. Christmas is over, but it’s still Hanukkah!