WTF? Um, I think me and Kangas told you about that site YEARS ago. Again, WTFever, Mr. New Dell Laptop.

I am transferring my membership from Immanuel Baptist to First Baptist effective immediately!

I know, Ron, but I had forgotten about it. And I had fun all over again. IS THAT SO WRONG?!?

Carrie, I’m halfway tempted to actually by a church that is right off a major highway, just so I can make wacky signs and piss off people.

Okay.

bastard.