I was looking at pics of belly dancers tonight because, let’s face it, belly dancers are hot.

I came across Irina’s page.

It’s not really her “page” page, but more of an ad. Because, apparently, you can hire Irina.

For $700 (US) a month.

A month!!!!

Holy God. I got some taxes coming back. I’m wondering if I can get a price break if I pay for three months up front. But, hell, even if I don’t that’s cool.

No phone calls or visits for the next three months, kids. I’m gonna have an on-call belly dancer. I want no disturbances.