Suspended from Facebook again (or, why are Republicans such sensitive pussies?).

So today I got another three-day suspension from Facebook. This isn’t the first time (I just got one last week), but this is the first time I got one for posting something on my own wall. Which means one of the bitches on my friends’ list reported me. Naturally, I did a small cleansing, but I think now is the time to make a separate list for posting on my wall called “those pussy Republicans” so when I post something that they might find offensive, I can just tag it with “Everyone but those pussy Republicans” on who can see it.

I swear, for a group that “hates PC!” and uses the term “snowflake” like it’s going out of style, no group has told on me more than those bitches. I’ve been suspended for telling one that it was okay to go back to fucking his sister because he had things to do. Got three days for calling someone a cracker. I’ve got a week’s suspension for calling another trailer trash garbage.

The most recent one, the one I got today, was when I posted this link with the title “LOLOLOL. America. The world’s white trash since 2016.” I think it was the “white trash” that did it.

The irony of these bitchbabies claiming to be PC, but immediately tell on someone who makes fun of them is totally lost on them because they are retarded. TRY TO SUSPEND ME, BLOG!

Anywho, I really wish there was another social media site outside of Facebook. I’m not so much bothered by the suspension as I’m not surprised by it, but the arbitrary way they handle this shit is a joke. For example, the first thing I always do when I get suspended is go and report as many people as I can during my cooling off period. I do this for two reasons: 1., I’m petty as fuck. 2., Give Facebook something to do while I’m on holiday. Granted, I know most of it is automated, but I did find out a few things by reporting people and the subsequent response from Facebook:

  1. You can call black people animals. It does not go against their terms of service.
  2. You can literally post a picture of a cock going down someone’s throat. This does not go against their terms of service.
  3. You can call someone a retard. This does not go against their terms of service. (This one is kind of surprising, kind of not. On one hand, most people are retarded. On the other, it’s becoming more and more offensive to more and more people.)
  4. etc. etc.

My ‘white trash’ remark comes under hate speech. Look, white trash is white trash. It’s not hate speech, it’s a fact. However, I can dig that Facebook doesn’t like it. Their site and all; free speech doesn’t apply. However, it’s the arbitrary decisions that get me. One of my prior suspensions (the trailer trash one), was me calling a dude who literally referred to black folks as animals a trailer trash piece of shit. I got the suspension; his comment is still up. Makes sense.

Anyway, Facebook, like YouTube, is fucking garbage. I’m a realist though, I will continue to use both as long as there’s no other option. However, for the latter, I will torrent the absolute shit out of their original shows like Cobra Kai. Seriously, fuck you, YouTube. You have burned so many of my friends with both your inaction of pirated material on your site as well as your arbitrary deletion of videos. Plus the fact you don’t do shit about the rampant pedophilia on you site, I take absolute glee in pirating your shit. Again, fuck you.

What’s truly said is there are/were options for both, but people are set in their ways. Google+ was a fine replacement for Facebook. And I could actually see all the content posted from pages I followed. And Vimeo is a great replacement for YouTube. But hey, we’re lazy.

Speaking of the Karate Kid…