I think we’ll be stronger for it…

It’s been awhile since I got a random chat, and I was so excited that I think I scared her off.

I’m going to try to initiate conversation tomorrow and see if I can’t patch things up between us.  I think we’ll be stronger for it.

lovergirlluvu: hi
lovergirlluvu: asl plz

Alien_Redrum1947: ZOMG!
Alien_Redrum1947: 18/b/hawaii
Alien_Redrum1947: you?

lovergirlluvu: 25 f itay

Alien_Redrum1947: where is itay?
Alien_Redrum1947: is that in the second star system?

lovergirlluvu: no

Alien_Redrum1947: do you have a pic?
Alien_Redrum1947: (preferably in a furry outfit)
Alien_Redrum1947: are you single?

lovergirlluvu: yea
lovergirlluvu: u?

Alien_Redrum1947: yes.
Alien_Redrum1947: it’s hard to find the right woman. 🙁

lovergirlluvu: wat do u mean by dat?

Alien_Redrum1947: i’m looking for a woman who makes me pot pies and doesn’t give me lip.

lovergirlluvu: yea
lovergirlluvu: am there for u ok

Alien_Redrum1947: YES!
Alien_Redrum1947: how was your holiday?

lovergirlluvu: kool

Alien_Redrum1947: you want to know how mine was?
Alien_Redrum1947: (please say yes LOLOLOL)

lovergirlluvu: yes

Alien_Redrum1947: It was a banner fuckin’ year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said “Hey. Smoke up Johnny.”
Alien_Redrum1947: do you have a picture?

lovergirlluvu: yeap\

Alien_Redrum1947: sweet!
Alien_Redrum1947: let me have it, cupcake
Alien_Redrum1947: i should be a little more honest, though. i do have a girlfriend. she lives in canada, so you wouldn’t know her. but she’s mean to me.
Alien_Redrum1947: her name is georgina glass

Alien_Redrum1947: still waiting on that pic

Alien_Redrum1947: are you still there? because i think i heard a ruckus. what was that ruckus?

Alien_Redrum1947: you know, it’s not very nice to initiate a conversation with someone, only to leave them hanging. a man gets his hopes up that he finally might be meeting that “special someone”, only to have her ignore him.

Alien_Redrum1947: are you breaking up with me?

Alien_Redrum1947: take your time thinking about that because i have to run off for a minute.
Alien_Redrum1947: but don’t leave me hanging because i have to know if it’s over.

Alien_Redrum1947: are you still there?

I have a good feeling about this one, kids.

Hopefully she’ll be ready to open up tomorrow.

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LOL. I need to find you on chat sometime…. sheeeeyit


That certainly got me hot.


Damn it, Stewie! If you’re going to cut and paste our IM conversations on here, the least you could do is tell me first!!!

I think that you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive. 🙁


I should be honest. Stewie’s dead, so I made all that up to sound like him.

Damn, should have thought this all through–I can’t maintain my own blog, much less a second one.

Ah, fuck it. It was worth it to kill that bastard.


Norman – I’m always on because my internet bride could be looking for me. Are you her?

Snooze – Oh, baby, there’s more where that came from. *wiggles eyebrows*

Lesley – If I had known it was a problem, I would have done it earlier. 🙁

aric – where’s the love we once had. I’m coming over tonight to give you a big hug!


U r kidding right?!


Loved the Breakfast Club quotes! It’s so nice to know I’m not the only one who peppers them into conversations.