I’ve been severly lacking in the blog updates, lately, and to the readers, I apologize.
I’ve said in the past, I started this to write more, and I haven’t had a proper update in a good while.
However, I’m not angry with myself for not writing, as I have been, but in the form of reviews for HorrorTalk, the site I review for. Ace, my editor, probably is on his last leg with me (only two more on the plate, bro).
Anyway, I found that I have a pimple inside my ear.
I need to figure out how the hell can I get rid of this bastard, as it is bugging the shit out of me.
Stupid pimples.
Oh, I just figured you were wooing other unsuspecting women via chat. That snippet you shared with us was so amazing. But writing about horror is a good parallel for the dating experience anyhow. Good luck with the ear pimple. I hate those and don’t know how you can hasten its disappearance.
A pimple in your EAR? Ewwwwwww…
Not sure what would get rid of that. A hot compress? Pop it with a pin? An ear-ectomy?
Gross.
Take a Q-tip and dig around until it’s gone. Don’t blame me if you perforate your eardrum.
Get Freak Magnet to push on it with a bobby pin. It’s probably actually a blackhead. EWWWWW!!!!
Grow a nail kinda longish, and scrape like hell.
You know this blog is totally disgusting.
Thanks for the suggestions, all!
I ended up jamming an icepick in my ear and it took care of eveything.