Parents don’t deserve special treatment.

At what point in society did parents start getting special treatment, like having a kid is something unheard of?

For example, parking spaces. First it started with a few slots towards the front for pregnant women, but now it’s turned into parents with little ones (a term which makes me want to puke every time I hear it for some reason). I mean, are you fucking kidding me with this? I can kinda see the pregnant woman thing. They might be having a hard time getting around, and my fat ass is just lazy, so I can use the exercise. But spots for parents with kids? Oh get the fuck out of here. Harris Teeter is a culprit that comes to mind. Hell, as much as I love that store, its parking lot is a smorgasbord of special needs parking. You have handicap (naturally, no issue here), some spots for vets (torn on this), and parents with kids. All told, I think there’s like 12 spots being eaten up. This is ridiculous.

But Harris Teeter’s parking spots isn’t what set this off. It’s what happened at the airport last week. I was heading to Denver for work and flying out on Southwest. I know the drill with Southwest. It’s a cattle call, and I’m cool with it. However, Southwest now allows you to pay extra up to 36 hours before your flight for a better place in line; something I always do because my fat ass wants an aisle or window. (For the record, I’ve always been like this, though. I just hate people sitting near me.)

Anyway, they boarded the As first. (How does one become an A? Fly a lot??), and I was B08, so I was feeling pretty good. But wait! Before they call the Bs, they call up the parents with kids six and under. Wait, what? Are you fucking kidding me here? I turn to see at least five fucking parents and their crotch goblins waiting to get on the plane. So let me get this straight, I paid extra to get a better seat and because someone does something THAT IS NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING SPECIAL, they get to pass me up for free. Just…just fuck that shit. I mean, military in uniform, that’s fine. Those folks can literally be dead over some bullshit in a day or two, so by all means, get that window seat.

You know, this would have bothered me anyway because it’s serious bullshit, but what really, truly bothered me is my sister heard one of the mothers tell her kid that she, “…is six today.” So she obviously lied, and told her daughter to lie. I mean, I don’t necessarily blame her for seating position and all, but it doesn’t mean I don’t hope that if she wants another kid she finds out she’s sterile. She’s being a cock with one child, I can’t even imagine how she’ll act with two.

I got an aisle seat anyway, but fuck you parents who think you deserve something extra for having unprotected sex. You aren’t special. You’re just entitled douches. I’ve honestly never seen anyone so fucking entitled then some of you parents out there, and I’m including millennials in this.

I will now park in the ‘parents with kids’ spot with absolutely no hesitation. You can fuck right off if you think I’m following that arbitrary rule any longer.

People think I hate kids. I don’t. It’s you asshole parents I can’t deal with.

This video has nothing to do with anything. I just can’t stop listening to this album. It’s terrific.