After running a bunch of errands yesterday, I enjoyed an ice cold beverage at my coffee shop. I hung out for an hour or two and, right before I left, I felt the need to go to the bathroom.
When I got to the toilet, I was surprised to discover there was no need to unzip, as my zipper was already down.
So I backtracked to the last time I went to the bathroom to determine how long the zipper was down.
After a moment of contemplating, I realized I hadn’t gone to the bathroom since I had woken up.
Here’s a breakdown of the places I went:
Circuit City for an hour, tooling around and buying software for my new cell.
My Chinese buffet for an hour. Yeah, I couldn’t go to a restaurant that day where I just sat. I had to pick one that involved walking to the buffet a couple times.
High’s for some smokes and some gas.
So I was running about for a few hours.
Good thing I don’t go commando.