As I was perusing a deals site today, I saw that Radio Shack had a DVD recorder for the low, low cost of $29.99. Checking the site, I saw that none around my area had one in stock, but there was a store down by my sister that did.
So I called her up.
“Hey, what’s going on.”
“Hang on.” She yells at someone. Most likely one of the kids. Or the bird. Maybe one of the dogs. But I can’t rule out the cats or fish, either. It’s a damn petting zoo over there.
“Okay, I’m back.”
“So,” I said, “how are you doing today?” Because I care. I’m a loving brother.
“C’mon. What the fuck do you want?”
“I need a favor.”
“Well don’t act like a girl. Just spit it out.”
30 days of Joy, indeed.