My soon to be 14 year old nephew has an AIM account that he obviously didn’t know I knew about.
Today he popped up online, and we had a little conversation.
Obviously I changed the screen names.
Here’s how it went:
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Uncle Stewie: DO YOUR HOMEWORK
The Nephew: NO NO NO
Uncle Stewie: a/s/l?
The Nephew: WHO R UUUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?!?!
Uncle Stewie: 13/f/md
The Nephew: who is this
Uncle Stewie: a secret admirer
Uncle Stewie: i see you in school
The Nephew: thts cool
Uncle Stewie: you have nice abs
The Nephew: thts nice
The Nephew: whos this
Uncle Stewie: i have to go. i have homework. ttyl lol
The Nephew: bye?
Uncle Stewie: this your uncle, ass
Uncle Stewie: 😆
The Nephew: well played pervert well played
Uncle Stewie: 😆
The Nephew: u suck pure nutter butter
Uncle Stewie: and your heart went a flutter
Uncle Stewie: <– poet
Uncle Stewie: just ask your mom
Excellent exchange. And I love the reference to your poetry
Hey, you left out the part where the camera crew emerged and a guy started saying “I’m Chris Hansen, from TV’s Dateline”…
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The Nephew is totally cool, but he needs to take pedophile 101. That went on too long. :dead:
Snooze, thanks! I’m sure he asked her, too. And I’m sure she read my very special poems to him. 😡
Lesley, :lol:.
Mitch, at least we didn’t set a date. :dead: