Dear single women of MySpace,
If you check the box that says here for “relationships” or “dating”, it might be in your best interest to not set your profile to “private”.
Men (like women) tend to want to see what the person looks like before they communicate with them to see if they would be attracted to them. You putting a picture of your favorite stuffed animal as your profile pic, then ticking your profile to private probably isn’t in your best interest if you are looking to meet someone.
For those that do have a public profile, one tiny picture of you from when you graduated and 47 pictures of your kids won’t help your case either. Now I know that seems a little harsh, and I know you love your kids (the “Proud Parent” tells me that), but if you are out there scoping for some men, they are passing you right by. (Note, those without kids who have 47 pictures of your cats instead, um, go ahead and forget about being contacted as there is something seriously wrong with you.)
And, finally, to those who put up half naked pictures of yourself, crawling across the bed in your thong, please stop writing the blogs on why men suck and how there are no good men left and you are tired of being used. You bring it on yourself.
Stewie Redrum, Esq.