I was perusing youtube today…

I’m long overdue for an update, and one is coming soon (with pics, no doubt, as I’ve been taking a lot).

Anywho, I was perusing youtube today, and came across a video I haven’t seen in a while, but I still thing it’s one of the Best Videos Ever.

I could have sworn I posted this video here at one point, but a search yielded nothing. However, it certainly is good enough for another post — even if it is two years old.

Greens Keepers – Lotion

Lyrics:

I’m looking down the hole
your looking up at me
you’re cold and tired
that is easy to see
lower the rope to you
a bucket on the line
your membrane will be soft and smooth 
and your heart will be mine

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes precious it gets the hose

The look inside your eyes
drives me from control
evoking visions of my favourite casserole
and if i eat your heart
i’ll also eat your soul
and when i’m done with that i’ll use your skull as a bowl

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes precious it gets the hose
It puts the lotion in the basket

The night is very cold 
I’m feeling kind of weak
I think i’ll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
and then I’ll bury you underneath a log

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it get the hose again
Yes it does precious 
It puts the lotion in the basket
bitch put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket bitch
put the lotion in the basket

😆

Stupid song.

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Hell, to add — and totally unrelated, other than it’s a movie too — one of my favorite scenes from Clerks 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3bKhgo1hFM

It seemingly came out of nowhere. 😆

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Lesley

That is a kickass scene from Clerks 2. But you probably like it because of the boobies. Actually, I think *I* like it for the boobies too. Rosario is quite a biscuit.

Lesley

OMG, I just saw the “is all like” and it made me ROFL. Although I just took my vicodin so a lot of things are funny right now.

MyklGee

I’m like this one … goes with the first video…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Jt4Q5ulEs

Ace

I could have sworn you posted that Lotion song, too.

Snooze

EEEK! I had to shut that video off or I would never freaking sleep tonight. 😡