So Joy sent me to the lyrics to a song we made up many years ago.
To be sung to the tune of “99 Red Balloons”:
Joy and Stewie in a little pizza shop
Buy a little tiny pizza with the money they got.
The pinapples did, they tasted rank,
So they went out the back door and robbed a bank.
They blew their heads off to the ground,
And then then played soccer and kicked them around.
I don’t know if there was more. There might have been, but that’s all she and I can remember.
I’m honestly surprised we aren’t big time songwriters now. We obviously have skills.