I don’t know if there was more…

So Joy sent me to the lyrics to a song we made up many years ago.

To be sung to the tune of “99 Red Balloons”:

Joy and Stewie in a little pizza shop
Buy a little tiny pizza with the money they got.
The pinapples did, they tasted rank,
So they went out the back door and robbed a bank.
They blew their heads off to the ground,
And then then played soccer and kicked them around.


I don’t know if there was more. There might have been, but that’s all she and I can remember.

I’m honestly surprised we aren’t big time songwriters now. We obviously have skills.

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I love the fact that you made up such demented violent lyrics to what was a peace song.