And then there was the time when I went out on my first big date and Joy had ripped out a ton of naked woman pictures from a playboy and put them all over my room.
She didn’t expect me to bring my date to the house. I knew this because when the girl and I walked in the house, Joy looked at me like a deer in headlights and ran up to my room. Knowing something was amiss, I stalled for some time.
Fortunately, she removed all of the pictures before we got upstairs. I don’t remember why she even did that in the first place, but I’m glad the girl didn’t see them. That would have been a tad uncomfortable.