God bless the internet…

This is an old letter that floats around the internet, but everytime I read it, I still giggle like a school girl because it perfectly shows the hypocrisy of the church.

Whether or not it was actually sent to Dr. Laura is not proven, but the points are valid. Here is a great site that points to the actual excerpts.

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

God bless the internet.

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Freak Magnet

Is that the same chick who tells everybody when they get married they should STAY married, even though it was okay for her to divorce her husband?

If so, I hate her.


Thanks for the Sunday sermon. I’ve never found church so amusing. Really though, who needs the word of God when we can receive the opinions of Dr. Laura – zealot of the airwaves?


Utah Mormons love Dr. Laura. My inlaws especially. she’s a piece of shit.


I like to listen to her for amusement when I get really bored.


F’ing awesome.


Since you all have been so nice, here are the nude pics miss perfect posed for back in the day.

It’s because I care.


Oh nasty. You have female readers too… (The article was great. The LINK…)


ahh, I don’t care for looking the link either, but I do fully support the explotation of “Dr.” Laura. To that end, I showed the link to my husband.

His verdict? “Did some old boyfriend release these pictures? They look like boyfriend pictures. No wonder she’s a bitch.”


I remember that scandal with the photos, but I really don’t know who this chick is.

She one of those TV/radio psychology doctors like Dr. Phil?

That stuff is funny, though.


maxine, I can tell you that even the guys may get grossed out. 🙂

mero, yep, old bf pics.

ace, yep, she’s a psychology doctor without a degree. she’s a hypocritical cunt.


I’ve never seen that letter before. Too damn funny.

Why can’t I own Canadians?



Second, she is a bitch. And she probably STILL needs a good trim or a wax! Good God it looks like she’s trying to smuggle an afro in her crotch!